I'm the writer formerly known as AnchorCrab. I don't really have much of a purpose for this blog besides my own personal amusement. As an eccentric writer, I tend to get amused by pretty weird stuff, including but not limited to: Twin Peaks, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Homestuck, cats, toys, toys for cats, retro gaming, and creepy stuff.


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf)

teamhellnope:

randomnessofthebrains:

samioli:

hanna619:

Omg best thing I’ve ever seen

I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just

Oh my

Crabs aren’t as bad as you think.

(Source: derdermewmew)

doctorlaser:

Original post by fervor-frugiparus

(Source: futubandera)

laundromatic:

my queen

laundromatic:

my queen

rustyxiv:

 submitted:

step up, senpai

(Source: vinegardoppio)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

I got four extra credit points for this.

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

I got four extra credit points for this.

mbt1991:

smilingshroud:

OH MY GOSH

I CAN’T BREATHE!